You then choose an outfit (you can even crossdress, which I guess could be good irl if you want desperate males to buy you drinks) for outfit I chose formal wear to flex on those underdressed plebs at the club. The game then asks if I`ve been male my whole life, I said yes. Now I identify as God, but admitting that in a game like this would lock the gates of heaven for me eternally so I was forced to choose male. Next, you get to choose your gender identity (male, female, something else). Next part involves preparing to go out you get to customize your character again. To make it more realistic I chose video games, there`s no pictures accommodating it only text with hints about step-brotherly gay incest. Meanwhile Coby allows you to choose the daytime activity. Because I would never enter a nightclub in real life, I thought it would be a nice experience. Knowing how rejection and break up feels too well I thought I would spend time with him. Coby asks you to spend the day together to cheer up. He tells you about how he got dumped over text by his boyfriend (unfortunately the game doesn't let you talk him into suicide over it). Regardless of what you choose you run into your step-brother Coby- a thicc bird like being only wearing his underwear. The narration begins with a description of a seaside town and a picture of a couple of overly sexualized fursonas (as if there are any that aren’t overly sexualized) The protagonist wakes up at 11:00 on a Saturday morning (too early for realism) and we get the first in-game choice on how to spend the day whether it is staying in and browsing the net, going for a jog, helping around the house or going to hand out some resumes.

Having removed the paper bag and given the avatar some better hairstyle as well as renaming him to Adolf Hitler I proceeded to play. Having scrolled through many templates, I stooped on Fernando the closet furry which is essentially a humanoid with a paper bag on its head. It featured a worrying amount of options, templates of many different animals and the opportunity to alter different body parts' shape and colour. The first place I went to was character customization.

The first thing to do was become incognito on steam by putting it to offline mode (you wouldn't want any of your friends to know that you're playing this shit right?), plug my headphones in and lock the door (You wouldn't want your parents to walk in on you and get disowned right?) The main menu features an alarm clock and some furry arm hanging from the side of the bed. Frankly enough after all the shit I`ve been through I deserve more pity than all of you combined. Now if you think that first sentence gave you cancer, I'm not even sorry.

Hewowo evewybody (notices bulgey wulgey) this is my expewience of Amowous.

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